Me and Jen Got Locked Out

    Mom and Bun went out shopping again this morning so I had to get Jen off the bus at 12:35.  I was standing in the kitchen when I heard the bus pull in the driveway I ran outside to get Jen off the bus.  I got Jen off the bus.  Then I turned around and realized when I ran outside somehow the backdoor shut and was locked and my keys where on my desk in my room.  Me and Jen were standing on the driveway locked out.  I was like shit what now?  So I said to Jen, "Do you wanna go to Buns?"  She said yes and we walked across the lawn.  I hoped Grampy would be home, but I was pretty sure he wouldn't be.  He wasn't, he goes out to lunch with his friend on Thursdays.  Then I remember Bun had a key to her house hidden somewhere on the porch, I figured if I found it I could find the key to my house in one of the drawers of her house.  I looked and looked and couldn't find the key.  So me and Jen just sat on Bun's porch and watched TV until mom and Bun got home.  They got home at like 1:15.

Aderson Cooper Hates the Lohan Family

    I am totally in love with this video it is hysterical.  Everyone watch this!!!!   It is just awesome.  Appearently Anderson Copper really hates the Lohan family and he is my new hero because of it.  Just watch this!!!! 

 

I figured I'd Update, So Here It Is

    I opened this blog and realized I haven't written in here for almost two weeks so I figured I'd write something (even though I know the only one who reads this is Jessie...).  I was going to list some stuff on eBay today but I never did.  I've been meaning to list a bunch of stuff for like three weeks and just haven't yet.  I am planning to list a shit load of stuff this Saturday.  The Last Comic Standing final was tonight.  Iliza Shlesingger won, she was funny, but she definitely wasn't the funniest.  I am still pissed Sean Cullum was booted off last week, he was awesome.  Although he was a very successful comic before Last Comic Standing and will be after.  Tomorrow I am going to Worcester to pay my college bill.  Me and mom are both paying half, my half for this semester is $1542, yah, that sucks.  Today I went to Hannafords to return Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay to the RedBox.  While I was there I bought another pint of Ben & Jerry's: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream.  I plan to start to eat when I watch his show tonight.  It will be epic.   

Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay Wasn't as Good as the First Film

     Last night I got Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay from the RedBox at Hannafords.  The first Harold and Kumar was definitely better.  They escaped Gitmo in the first like twenty five minutes.  And they were only in there for like four minutes.  The title of the film really didn't fit.  The movie was a lot more just random than the first and less funny and less original.  The plot was a lot weaker than the first film.  The George W. Bush impersonator they got to play him was horrible.  He looked and sounded nothing like him.  Rob Corddry's character was just stupid.  I think overall this one was just really inferior to the first one.

Traffic Sucks

    I was supposed to go yard saleing today at like 7 am, but I was too tired.  Mom said they'd go to the ones in Bolton then come back for me to go to the ones in Sterling.  Them came back upstairs at like 10:15 and I still hadn't woken up.  Mom came upstairs and yelled at me because I was still sleeping.  Then she went back downstairs and her and dad unloaded the truck with some of the shit they'd bought so far.  I got up, got dressed and was in the truck in about 15 minutes.  We went to a few yard sales.  I got the album Double Fantasy by John Lennon & Yoko Ono on cassette.  Then dad decided he wanted to go for a ride to the Bass Pro Shops store, which is in the parking lot of Gillette Stadium. 
    Well we are driving along and then we hit horrible traffic.  We couldn't figure out what the traffic was for.  We didn't see an accident.  Me and dad were thinking maybe there is some big concert at the Tweeter Center (NOT the Comcast Center, it will always be the Tweeter Center to me), which is a few exits before Gillette Stadium on the highway.  But the traffic went past the Tweeter Center exit.  Then we went to get off at the Gillette Stadium exit, and all the traffic was going down the exit.  Then we started to notice most of the people in the cars around us had cowboy hats on.  Mom roller her window down and asked the drunk woman in the car next to us what the traffic was for.  The lady looked at mom like she had two heads it said, "Country Fest with Kenney Chesney is at Gillette Stadium tonight".  So to go about two miles took us about 35 minutes.  When we got close to Gillette Stadium both sides are of the road alls you could see was a sea of EZ-Ups tents and people talegating.  There were so many drunk people just wandering around.  Then we got to the Bass Pro Shops store and there was like no one there.  But that place is crazy.  Its huge!!!!  There is a big fish tank and a waterfall and more dead stuffed animals in one place then I've ever seen in one place before. 

I am the Ventriloquist

This is creepy

   
    This is creepy

 

Going Back To Philly

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Fucking Emergency Room!!!

    So yeah I've had this weird mark on my right shoulder for like a week now.  So this morning me and dad went to the emergency room to see what it was.  I went to register with the receptionist and alls she did was take my name.  There was like no one there and we still had to wait a while.  There was a TV in the waiting room, but alls that was on it was the tennis finals.  Then the they called my name.  This nurse looked at me, took my vitals and asked me information.  Then she sent me back to register with the receptionist.  I did that then went back to the waiting room.  Me and dad sat in the waiting room for like 10 minutes, then they called my name again.  Then they put us in a big room with hospital beds for like 45 minutes.  Then the doctor showered up looked it my arm and said it looks like a an insect bite, maybe a tic bite.  He said he wasn't worried at all about the weird mark, which is what I thought was worse.  He said he was more worried about the light red circle around it.  He said he'd give me a prescription for an antibiotic for it.  He said there was a chance it was a tic bite and it could possibly have been carrying Lyme Disease, but he said that a test would really show a 100% if I had it or not whatever the result was.  He said a Lyme Disease test could always be done later.  Me and dad looked at each other and dad told him we'd have it done today.  Then the doctor disappeared for a few minutes and then came back with my prescription.  He said a nurse would come in a few minutes to do the Lyme Disease test.  Then he left.  A couple minutes after he left dad went back to the waiting room because he said the chair he was sitting in wasn't very comfortable.  Then I sat in the chair dad was in.  A few minutes later the nurse showed up to do the Lyme Disease test, which is a blood test.  It was the same nurse from before.  When the nurse came we had the following discussion:

ME: I'd really prefer if you'd draw blood from my left arm. 
NURSE:  Why?
ME: Because I prefer my left arm being done then my right.
NURSE:  Why? 
ME:  Because when I was younger a couple times when I had blood drawn they kept missing and my arm hurt, and I write with my right hand so I figure if you mess up it won't hurt to write.

Thank god I made her do my left arm, because she missed my vain not once, not twice, but FIVE TIMES!!!!  And she didn't keep poking me she just kept moving the needle around under my skin.  She wasn't even new.  By the third time she couldn't get my vain I was very annoyed.  But by the fifth time I came extremely close to passing out.  By about the third try I started to feel really woozy.  Then I felt worse with the fourth try and my vision started to get blurry.  Then I told the nurse I was light headed before at the start of the fifth and final try, then I felt really bad, my vision was really blurring and couldn't really even see.  Then two nurses helped my onto the bed to lie down and she gave me a wet face cloth for my forehead.  The nurse laid me down, pulled my glasses off by one of the arms of the glasses (which can bend and damage the glasses) and gave me the wet facecloth.  After a few minutes I felt good enough to walk and I just left.  I went back to the waiting room and told dad we can leave.  My arm has been sore for the rest of the day.  When I got home I told mom the nurse did five tries to get my vain.  She was pissed.  There was a sign on the wall at the hospital that said you'd get a survey in the mail about your treatment in the ER, I can't wait because I'll be very honest.

I GOT A C+ IN CALC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I GOT A C+ IN CALCULUS!!!!!!!   I got a 69 on the final.  I had done the math out on Tuesday and I figured out if I got at least a 67 on the final I'd get at least a 70 in the class, which is what I needed.  With a 69 on the final means I got a 71 in the class, which is awesome.  But even better, the teacher emailed me to tell me my grade on the final and he said my overall grade in the class was a C+.  One of the kids in my CS classes said he took the online class with the professor and he got a letter grade above what he deserved.