Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

STALL ART: The KKK, God &Jews...that sounds like a bad mix

I'm going to start posting pictures of crazy drawings or saying I find on the walls of bathrooms.  I call it Stall Art.  Today's pictures were all taken inside the same stall in a bathroom at WSC. 


These are all new stall arts within the last couple weeks.  They are all pretty offensive so I'm wondering how long they'll last on the wall before someone paints it.  



Dorothy visits Worcester


I took this picture with cell phone. 2 weeks ago  Pictured is someone dressed as Dorothy from The Wiggles in the rotary that connects Highland and June St in Worcester near WSC.










Monday, September 7, 2009

The Eight “I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts” [from FSM]

    The following is an excerpt from the book The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson, the religious text of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarianism), and very interesting new religion who believe the creator is a Flying Spaghetti Monster.  I am a new member of this religion and just finished reading the book today.  The following is our version of the Ten Commandments.  I know there are only eight, but that's because two were dropped on the way down the mountain.

The Eight “I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts”
  1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really,     I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
     
  2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
     
  3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
     
  4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go fuck yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
     
  5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.
     
  6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
            1. Ending poverty
            2. Curing diseases
            3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
    I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
     
  7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
     
  8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

        Ramen

I believe these rules should apply to everyone, even if you aren't a Pastafarian. 

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Colbert White House Correspondents Dinner Speech

Hey I saw this video on CollegeHumor and I had to post it. This video is the famous video of Stephen Colbert giving his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. As you can see in the video President Bush is sitting two people next to him. I so this video online two and a half years ago, and if you haven't seen it yet YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS. If you are a fan of political humor of a fan of Colbert YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS. This video is hysterical. Colbert one the Spike "Guy's Choice Award" for "gutsiest move" for this. This was broadcast live on C-Span when it happened which makes it all the better. I wish I saw it live when it happened, it would have been funnier if I knew it was live. Jessie watch the video!!!!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

VBlog: Guess Who Bought a WebCam

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Ode to the Mooninites!!!!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Annuale

    I just saw this on TV and laughed really really hard.  You have to watch this video.  Its hysterical!!!!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Aderson Cooper Hates the Lohan Family

    I am totally in love with this video it is hysterical.  Everyone watch this!!!!   It is just awesome.  Appearently Anderson Copper really hates the Lohan family and he is my new hero because of it.  Just watch this!!!! 

 

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Going Back To Philly


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This video is really funny, its an extension of the TV commercial. JESSIE WATCH THIS

Friday, July 4, 2008

Stars & Muppets Forever

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When You Die You Go to Rainbow Road

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008


    This video is awesome.  This kid gives one of the best graduation speeches ever and best of all it's musical.  This is really funny.   

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Really cute dog costume

I had to post this picture.  It is funny and cute.  

 

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Power of Attorney

   
    His costume really isn't that good, but nice effort.  I love the idea.  I mean any effort at a Harvey Birdman costume is right by me.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Doktor CocacolaMcdonalds SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hahahahaha!!!  I'm watching Last Comic Standing and they were counting down their 10 worst auditions and they voted Doktor CocacolaMcdonalds their 4th worst.  Hahahahaha!!!  I love it.  When I went to the Alt Comedy Festival a few weeks ago and he was there and he was horrible.  He was just really stupid.  Below is a video clip of him at the Alt Comedy Festival.

 

Wonder Bitch

 

This poor dog.  My mom dresses our dogs in costumes at Halloween, but I'd kill her if she ever put one of our goods in this.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Seth has a new Challenger on Yo Gabba Gabba!

 

It looks like Seth has a new Challenger on Yo Gabba Gabba!  Julia is quite the young dancer, but I still think Seth beats her.  This show is awesome! I am refeering to Yo Gabba Gabba!  not The Soup, although that is good too.  I watched the last couple minutes of Yo Gabba Gabba! yesterday morning, that show is funny.

Some Funny Pictures



Monday, May 19, 2008

< i > THIS IS FUNNY< /i >

   

This picture is funny.  If you get it good for you, if not your probably very confused.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Mario is a Menace


This person is awesome