The Funniest Valedictorian Speech Ever!!!!!

This kid gives by far the funniest valedictorian speech of all time.  That was awesome.  Genius!!

Must Kill Goth

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This should be the two best days ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I drove through sketchy parts of Brighton and met a kid in a parking lot Monday who sold be two tickets to Piebald's show this Saturday 4/19.  The show is sold out.  I was thinking about going all year, but never bought tickets.  Then a couple weeks the show sold out and I've been freaking out since.  Now I have tickets to both Friday and Saturday, which are Piebald's last two shows ever!!!  I can't wait!!!!

PIEBALD'S LAST SHOW FLYER

 

I can't wait!!!!!!!

My new voice-mail message

I changed the voice-mail greeting on my cell phone.  I stole it off of Seinfeld.  My new message is me sing the following song: 
 

"Believe it or not, I can't answer the phone
Please leave a message after the beep
I must be unavailable, or I'd answer the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not I'm not here!"

I say that on Seinfeld.  It was George's message on his answering machine.  I had to use it.  And I felt like sharing that on here.

Barney lied to this poor women

This comic was funny, I wanted to share it.